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#51 Thu 11/19/09 2:30 pm

equus
Forking Hero!
From: North Carolina
Registered: Mon 12/10/07
Posts: 821

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

I think Katherine is Sarah Palin's ghostwriter. 

Also I love how reading her posts is like playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo.  I mean seriously, we have:

-Vegans are mean and preachy.
-Humans are designed to eat meat and it is nutritious.  Fact!
-It's my personal choice, so please leave me alone; however, I will continue to mock you for yours.   
-I'm a way better person than you, just look at this list of my philanthropic accomplishments!
-What about HUMANITY?

Tell her she needs better ammo, because even a 28-day-Oprah-challenge vegan could successfully debate most of that shiitake in their sleep.

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#52 Thu 11/19/09 4:19 pm

lixa
Level 7 Vegan
From: thrash-a-chusetts/LFOD
Registered: Sun 4/1/07
Posts: 1555
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

equus wrote:

Defensive Omnivore Bingo

if actual bingo cards don't exist somewhere, they need to be made, stat!

I cannot stop laughing right now because I thought this was gonna be about Soul Plane or Madea Punches Santa or whatever. -mixmaster_mo
"I want the world to hear I'm emptying my ballsack" - Fezza
callin'/fallin'/metal black/run back/to the woods/got the goods/giant spikes/what I like/pointy hat/spiky bat/the trees of Norway/are the motherfuckin' way - pandacookie

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#53 Thu 11/19/09 9:16 pm

Belle Equine
Lactose Intolerant...Literally
Registered: Tue 11/25/08
Posts: 694

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

AlienPMK,

I think she's SUPER jealous of you. 

May not have anything to do with what you do or eat etc - you could be an astronaut and she'd probably give you shiitake for drinking Tang and bisque about freeze-dried ice cream ruining the world.  If she's jealous of you, it could be because of your r/s (your bf); in any event, it is her problem...don't get down on yourself or allow her to make you feel "less-than".  On the contrary, she's the one who may be feeling less-than and trying to spread that infectious negativity.  Hence her bisque-y "ugly" comment. 

Be your bright shiny vegan self.  Either your Light will spread to her, or she'll be so blinded by it that she'll just 'go away'. 

It's a win-win either way.

We do not convince others by telling them loudly how wrong they are and how right we are. We convince them by showing them a light so lovely they will want with all their hearts to know the source of it. -Madeleine L'Engle

Insular behavior [fighting against, criticizing, mocking those who disagree] makes your movement...irrelevant, and at the end of the day, doesn't help the animals. -Tofulish

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#54 Thu 11/19/09 9:19 pm

Belle Equine
Lactose Intolerant...Literally
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Posts: 694

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

AlienPMK wrote:

Katherine (my boyfriends ex best friend who hates me for no real reason)

Your "boyfriends ex best friend"...is why I'm thinking it's the green monster rearing its ugly head.

We do not convince others by telling them loudly how wrong they are and how right we are. We convince them by showing them a light so lovely they will want with all their hearts to know the source of it. -Madeleine L'Engle

Insular behavior [fighting against, criticizing, mocking those who disagree] makes your movement...irrelevant, and at the end of the day, doesn't help the animals. -Tofulish

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#55 Fri 11/20/09 12:46 am

LadyNoocherly
Weird Al Copycat
From: The OC, baby!
Registered: Mon 10/12/09
Posts: 425
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Ugh.  She sounds horrible.  I want to cut open an onion and rub it on her face in the night so the next day she would only be able to smell onion.  She stinks! 

Wow.  Apparently her nasty post got me all riled up!

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#56 Fri 11/20/09 2:04 am

Hoveringdog
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From: Olympia, WA
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

lixa wrote:

equus wrote:

Defensive Omnivore Bingo

if actual bingo cards don't exist somewhere, they need to be made, stat!

I'm on it! Quick, I need some more crazy things omnivores say!

"The internet is like a bar for nerds." - Supercarrot
"I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That, and my sweet style." - Moss

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#57 Fri 11/20/09 2:53 am

Ruby Rose
Smuggling Raisins
From: near Stonehenge
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Posts: 378

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

I think I'd just post "pities the funraiser" as my next status.

Knowing the proper use of apostrophes is the mark of a High Fallutent Sophisticated Swine - pixel
Anyone who thinks lettuce doesn't smell is very very wrong. - efcliz
Friends don't let friends ramble delusionally in public.  They stage an intervention and get you help. - BitterBelle

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#58 Fri 11/20/09 3:14 am

Hoveringdog
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From: Olympia, WA
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

I really should be using my time to help the starving African babies.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

"The internet is like a bar for nerds." - Supercarrot
"I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That, and my sweet style." - Moss

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#59 Fri 11/20/09 3:21 am

yarn and glue
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From: roadside briar patch
Registered: Mon 6/11/07
Posts: 2283

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Hoveringdog wrote:

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

I want to carry this in my pocket forever

If harmony / is what / you crave / then get / a tuba / BURMA-SHAVE

->>>---------->

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#60 Fri 11/20/09 3:30 am

SaucePot
Nailed to the V
From: supercity of the future
Registered: Tue 5/6/08
Posts: 559

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

You forgot "Asks if you own a juicer."

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#61 Fri 11/20/09 3:48 am

j-dub
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From: Victoria
Registered: Tue 3/4/08
Posts: 10950

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Hoveringdog wrote:

I really should be using my time to help the starving African babies.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

This is my most favorite thing ever.

"[A]nother thing I've noticed is that people are totally intellectually honest, always argue in good faith, and consistently apply the conclusions of their moral reasoning in their own lives."--Mumbles

"I'm not sure what you're asking here, but I'm pretty sure it's weird and has nothing to do with anything."--Mumbles
The Grandest of Gaucheries

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#62 Fri 11/20/09 4:02 am

aelle
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
From: Seoul, Korea
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Posts: 2822
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Hoveringdog wrote:

I really should be using my time to help the starving African babies.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

I want to have your babies.

"zhuh swee vezhetaRIENN ey on ploo zhuh munge puh de prodwee layteeay nee dough" - Bazu

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#63 Fri 11/20/09 4:08 am

efcliz
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
From: Stoke on Trent, UK
Registered: Tue 1/16/07
Posts: 2813
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

That bingo is the best ever ever.

But you forgot "You wear leather though, right?"

"I can't stop sneezing, my eyes are itchy, hell, I almost sneezed all over a woman's vulva today at work!" JoJo

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#64 Fri 11/20/09 4:09 am

eight
Heart of Vegan Marshmallow
From: Wien
Registered: Wed 2/14/07
Posts: 3347
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

j-dub wrote:

Hoveringdog wrote:

I really should be using my time to help the starving African babies.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

This is my most favorite thing ever.

yes!! YES!! haha. you are my hero!


eta: One classic is missing: "I could never give up cheese!"

Last edited by eight (Fri 11/20/09 5:43 am)

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#65 Fri 11/20/09 7:59 am

PercysLion
Weird Al Copycat
From: Bowie, MD, USA
Registered: Tue 10/13/09
Posts: 405

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Hahaha, I love the Bingo Card!

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#66 Fri 11/20/09 8:36 am

AlienPMK
Frees Bunny Slippers Forever
From: Bournemouth, UK
Registered: Mon 7/20/09
Posts: 1903
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Aw man, you let me down by not putting 'do you eat man meat' or something similar up there! But that is still awesome <3

'There's more bunnies eating lettuce in the sea!  Trust me, they're bunnies, they multiply like forking crazy.' - Fee
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#67 Fri 11/20/09 8:45 am

DrakeRedcrest
Drinks Wild Tofurkey
Registered: Sat 2/21/09
Posts: 2667

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

HDog, you are amazing. Is it alright with you if I share this on my facebook?

"ro....man? ss? Romans?" - Pamela on romance
"I can't believe you're calling a 130-year-old man a liar." - mumbles the thrax

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#68 Fri 11/20/09 8:50 am

vegancore
Inexplicable Panda Head
From: Philadelphia
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Hoveringdog wrote:

I really should be using my time to help the starving African babies.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

Amazing. And so lifelike! I feel like I'm arguing with an omnivore right now!

portfolio / art blog / tumblr / twitter

"i snort coke off my dog after I punch him out!" -Pamela
"He races pigeons? Like in a foot race or has Mike Tyson also learned how to fly?" -brian

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#69 Fri 11/20/09 8:53 am

AlienPMK
Frees Bunny Slippers Forever
From: Bournemouth, UK
Registered: Mon 7/20/09
Posts: 1903
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

I already put it on my facebook, hahahaha!

'There's more bunnies eating lettuce in the sea!  Trust me, they're bunnies, they multiply like forking crazy.' - Fee
http://poobee.tumblr.com

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#70 Fri 11/20/09 9:07 am

meghanispie
Terrified.
From: San Francisco
Registered: Mon 4/7/08
Posts: 5354
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

hdog, you are unbelievable. <3

Fezza crazy meghan-loving-licking mummy - fezza

Ummm. We didn't just hold hands. In fact there was Papa Johns garlic sauce involved when we both "coincidently" had to use the restroom at the same time. The door lock really didn't break causing the 45 minute long event. Just thought you should know. -psycwon
!!!!I should start signing out of computers!!!!

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#71 Fri 11/20/09 9:39 am

Quarantined
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From: Bushwick, NY
Registered: Fri 9/21/07
Posts: 3594

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

I think Hdog deserves a VegNews award for that bingo card.

"That carrot won't be starring in any Playgirl centerfolds, if you know what I mean." -Adah

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#72 Fri 11/20/09 9:49 am

MessyVeggie
Insert mom joke here.
From: Crawley, England
Registered: Sat 7/4/09
Posts: 1257
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

That is the most awesome thing in the universe!

The Messy Vegetarian Cook

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#73 Fri 11/20/09 9:55 am

lixa
Level 7 Vegan
From: thrash-a-chusetts/LFOD
Registered: Sun 4/1/07
Posts: 1555
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Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Hoveringdog wrote:

I really should be using my time to help the starving African babies.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6640/omnivorebingo.jpg

Hoveringdog, I love you!!!

I cannot stop laughing right now because I thought this was gonna be about Soul Plane or Madea Punches Santa or whatever. -mixmaster_mo
"I want the world to hear I'm emptying my ballsack" - Fezza
callin'/fallin'/metal black/run back/to the woods/got the goods/giant spikes/what I like/pointy hat/spiky bat/the trees of Norway/are the motherfuckin' way - pandacookie

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#74 Fri 11/20/09 9:58 am

mumbles the thrax
Shitty MacGyver
From: Fort Vegan
Registered: Mon 6/6/05
Posts: 8291

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

Brilliant.

This signature is a time machine.

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#75 Fri 11/20/09 10:00 am

handan
Inflexitarian
From: Fife, Scotland
Registered: Sat 9/26/09
Posts: 805

Re: we're the most mocked social group, guise!

That's fantastic Hdog, very funny.

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