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#1 Sat 1/5/08 9:35 pm

Garrick
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NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Which I renamed "Mrs. Lovett Cookies" because they look different from anticipated.

They were supposed to look like slit flesh, as in Sweeney Todd, he slits the throats of victims.

I got one or two good ones:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/garrick543/slit.jpg

But the rest were like this:
http://i17.tinypic.com/8eptgg8.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/garrick543/mrslovett2.jpg

I have no idea if these will go in the book, I think I'd need to form these with a different technique.

(and the marzipan/sugar cookie may not be a prime combination)

(edited because photobucket deleted the middle picture)

Last edited by Garrick (Wed 1/9/08 8:28 am)


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#2 Sat 1/5/08 9:37 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaaha.
Yeah, they should go in the book.


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#3 Sat 1/5/08 9:37 pm

KarynMC
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Um, I'm not even going to say what I think they look like. I'm just going to wander off and admire some Georgia O' Keefe paintings.

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#4 Sat 1/5/08 9:38 pm

Jaymoh
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Well, they do look like slits...


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#5 Sat 1/5/08 9:38 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Oh my god you made vagina cookies.

Last edited by kibbles (Sun 1/6/08 1:10 pm)

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#6 Sat 1/5/08 9:38 pm

Jaymoh
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

KarynMC wrote:

Um, I'm not even going to say what I think they look like. I'm just going to wander off and admire some Georgia O' Keefe paintings.

haha! HA!


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#7 Sat 1/5/08 9:39 pm

beck
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

AHAHAHAHAHHAAA

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#8 Sat 1/5/08 9:39 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

that is forking hilarious.


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#9 Sat 1/5/08 9:40 pm

susie tofu monster
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

oh my.


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#10 Sat 1/5/08 9:40 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Those are so cool! Dreamworks should have hired you to work concessions at the premiere.

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#11 Sat 1/5/08 9:41 pm

Jaymoh
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I seriously can't stop laughing!  I can't even type- I'm dyin' ova here! You kill me Garrick.


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#12 Sat 1/5/08 9:48 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

OMG!!  That's hillarious!

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#13 Sat 1/5/08 9:50 pm

Adam Kingsbury
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I REALLY want those cookies.


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#14 Sat 1/5/08 9:51 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

i feel dirty. and really, really hungry.


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#15 Sat 1/5/08 9:51 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I got really excited when I read this title, but now all I can think is -

Your vagina cookies are epic.


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#16 Sat 1/5/08 10:01 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Okay, that second cookie? Really? Are you sure it was an accident... it even has labia!

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#17 Sat 1/5/08 10:04 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I wish I could sig that second picture.


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#18 Sat 1/5/08 10:06 pm

Garrick
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

heh. i love you all.

and i swear it was an accident! they looked so much different before being baked. I didn't know marzipan would expand in the oven.


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#19 Sat 1/5/08 10:06 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

omfg. Please put the recipe down here.

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#20 Sat 1/5/08 10:06 pm

embers
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

VAGINA COOKIES!!! Please post the recipe, now.


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#21 Sat 1/5/08 10:07 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

bwahahaha these are great! You should post a recipe so I could make some for the vagina monologues at the woman's center.


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#22 Sat 1/5/08 10:12 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

mrsbadmouth wrote:

I wish I could sig that second picture.

Ack, that photo would be great as an avatar!

Edit:

I think the last cookie looks like a hand-less goatse.

Last edited by kibbles (Sat 1/5/08 10:13 pm)

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#23 Sat 1/5/08 10:25 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Just because I noticed all the random Vcon avatars. If only I knew how to make it small enough (with the apropriate file size). Haaahaaaa.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg283/foodpornkibbles/nomnom.jpg

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#24 Sat 1/5/08 10:26 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Did you ever dream that your claim to fame would be vagina cookies?


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#25 Sat 1/5/08 10:27 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

You should get together with voracious vegan and start a vagina cookie/clothing company.


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