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#1 Sat 1/5/08 9:35 pm

Garrick
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NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Which I renamed "Mrs. Lovett Cookies" because they look different from anticipated.

They were supposed to look like slit flesh, as in Sweeney Todd, he slits the throats of victims.

I got one or two good ones:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/garrick543/slit.jpg

But the rest were like this:
http://i17.tinypic.com/8eptgg8.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b114/garrick543/mrslovett2.jpg

I have no idea if these will go in the book, I think I'd need to form these with a different technique.

(and the marzipan/sugar cookie may not be a prime combination)

(edited because photobucket deleted the middle picture)

Last edited by Garrick (Wed 1/9/08 8:28 am)


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#2 Sat 1/5/08 9:37 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaaha.
Yeah, they should go in the book.


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#3 Sat 1/5/08 9:37 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Um, I'm not even going to say what I think they look like. I'm just going to wander off and admire some Georgia O' Keefe paintings.

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#4 Sat 1/5/08 9:38 pm

Jaymoh
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Well, they do look like slits...


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#5 Sat 1/5/08 9:38 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Oh my god you made vagina cookies.

Last edited by kibbles (Sun 1/6/08 1:10 pm)

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#6 Sat 1/5/08 9:38 pm

Jaymoh
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

KarynMC wrote:

Um, I'm not even going to say what I think they look like. I'm just going to wander off and admire some Georgia O' Keefe paintings.

haha! HA!


"well yeah, what if the dog had stood up on two legs, bowed to the cop in the car, and then started waltzing?" - adamcrisis
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#7 Sat 1/5/08 9:39 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

AHAHAHAHAHHAAA

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#8 Sat 1/5/08 9:39 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

that is forking hilarious.


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#9 Sat 1/5/08 9:40 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

oh my.


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#10 Sat 1/5/08 9:40 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Those are so cool! Dreamworks should have hired you to work concessions at the premiere.

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#11 Sat 1/5/08 9:41 pm

Jaymoh
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I seriously can't stop laughing!  I can't even type- I'm dyin' ova here! You kill me Garrick.


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#12 Sat 1/5/08 9:48 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

OMG!!  That's hillarious!

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#13 Sat 1/5/08 9:50 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I REALLY want those cookies.


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#14 Sat 1/5/08 9:51 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

i feel dirty. and really, really hungry.


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#15 Sat 1/5/08 9:51 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I got really excited when I read this title, but now all I can think is -

Your vagina cookies are epic.


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#16 Sat 1/5/08 10:01 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Okay, that second cookie? Really? Are you sure it was an accident... it even has labia!

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#17 Sat 1/5/08 10:04 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

I wish I could sig that second picture.


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#18 Sat 1/5/08 10:06 pm

Garrick
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

heh. i love you all.

and i swear it was an accident! they looked so much different before being baked. I didn't know marzipan would expand in the oven.


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#19 Sat 1/5/08 10:06 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

omfg. Please put the recipe down here.

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#20 Sat 1/5/08 10:06 pm

embers
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

VAGINA COOKIES!!! Please post the recipe, now.


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#21 Sat 1/5/08 10:07 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

bwahahaha these are great! You should post a recipe so I could make some for the vagina monologues at the woman's center.


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#22 Sat 1/5/08 10:12 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

mrsbadmouth wrote:

I wish I could sig that second picture.

Ack, that photo would be great as an avatar!

Edit:

I think the last cookie looks like a hand-less goatse.

Last edited by kibbles (Sat 1/5/08 10:13 pm)

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#23 Sat 1/5/08 10:25 pm

kibbles
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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Just because I noticed all the random Vcon avatars. If only I knew how to make it small enough (with the apropriate file size). Haaahaaaa.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg283/foodpornkibbles/nomnom.jpg

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#24 Sat 1/5/08 10:26 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

Did you ever dream that your claim to fame would be vagina cookies?


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#25 Sat 1/5/08 10:27 pm

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Re: NSFW Sweeney Todd Cookies

You should get together with voracious vegan and start a vagina cookie/clothing company.


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