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#1 Tue 6/7/05 2:18 am

IsaChandra
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Vegan Haiku

You can ONLY post here if you have reached the proper rank of 25 posts. Vegan haiku is very powerful and the lesser ranks may not be ready for it. Once you have reached 25 posts you may post as many vegan haiku as you deem necessary. If you post vegan haiku before the time is right, you must reach 25 posts as quickly as possible or you don't want to know what will happen.


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#2 Tue 6/7/05 2:20 am

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Two examples of vegan haiku:

I kill an ant
and notice a giant ant
about to kill me.
~maximus thrax

Vegan key-lime pie,
at Kate's Joint, tastes bitter but,
not yet dead inside.
~Eppy


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#3 Wed 6/8/05 2:04 pm

jzn
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Re: Vegan Haiku

I'm tangentially
responsible for each act
of cruelty on earth


"I felt like i was watching “Dirty Dancing” penguin-style. You know"

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#4 Wed 6/8/05 2:15 pm

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Cow grazing in field
How long until you evolve
And think about us?


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#5 Wed 6/8/05 2:49 pm

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Tip of tail so cute
A person would be boastful
Instead you just purr


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#6 Wed 6/8/05 7:54 pm

adam
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From: california
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Re: Vegan Haiku

found at dollar store
organic cherry soda
i drink you too fast

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#7 Wed 6/8/05 8:18 pm

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Walk to the co-op
Heat like Easy Bake Oven
Nutritional yeast


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#8 Wed 6/8/05 8:24 pm

mumbles the thrax
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Re: Vegan Haiku

In my cubicle
No one can hear me screaming
Because they've all left


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#9 Wed 6/8/05 8:27 pm

toddx
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Re: Vegan Haiku

work has just ended
this, my very first haiku
Isa makes the world go


anyone less politically correct than you are is a crasshole, anyone more so is uptight ~ Bananahammock
I write poetry with the bottom of my boot. ~ Isa
Never trust someone with the last name Skullsplit. ~ Jim Wigler

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#10 Wed 6/8/05 8:55 pm

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

toddx wrote:

work has just ended
this, my very first haiku
Isa makes the world go

What's with the 6 syllables! You know better! YOU KNOW BETTER!


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#11 Wed 6/8/05 8:59 pm

adam
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Re: Vegan Haiku

spring rolls now cooking
discovered no soy sauce here
will ketchup suffice

Last edited by adam (Wed 6/8/05 8:59 pm)

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#12 Wed 6/8/05 9:04 pm

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

My blood curdles, Lo!
Across country someone puts
Ketchup on spring rolls


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#13 Wed 6/8/05 9:22 pm

adam
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Re: Vegan Haiku

crisis averted
braggs liquid aminos found
sigh of relief heard

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#14 Thu 6/9/05 12:55 am

stormsweeper
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From: The land of milk and honey
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Posts: 191

Re: Vegan Haiku

Seitan is yummy
grilled and marinated
wind breaks from behind


I should totally ban Stormy. - Isa
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i can live without my knees (thanks for netflix) but no weiner? i dont' know what i'd do. i'm sure once it goes i'll have those phantom boners like people who lose their legs get phantom itches. that'll make me very sad. - herbivore

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#15 Thu 6/9/05 9:59 am

jzn
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Re: Vegan Haiku

dunno bout you, but
i could really go for a
cupcake about now


"I felt like i was watching “Dirty Dancing” penguin-style. You know"

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#16 Thu 6/9/05 10:31 am

mumbles the thrax
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Don't let Tim see these
He'll flip out and revoke our
Poetic license.


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#17 Thu 6/9/05 11:46 am

stormsweeper
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Re: Vegan Haiku

"American" haiku style
calls for the five seven five.
Besides, what does ScroTim know?

Last edited by stormsweeper (Thu 6/9/05 11:49 am)


I should totally ban Stormy. - Isa
--
i can live without my knees (thanks for netflix) but no weiner? i dont' know what i'd do. i'm sure once it goes i'll have those phantom boners like people who lose their legs get phantom itches. that'll make me very sad. - herbivore

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#18 Thu 6/9/05 12:10 pm

toddx
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Re: Vegan Haiku

IsaChandra wrote:

toddx wrote:

work has just ended
this, my very first haiku
Isa makes the world go

What's with the 6 syllables! You know better! YOU KNOW BETTER!

somehow 'the' snuck in
lo, it was my first haiku
scolded by Isa


anyone less politically correct than you are is a crasshole, anyone more so is uptight ~ Bananahammock
I write poetry with the bottom of my boot. ~ Isa
Never trust someone with the last name Skullsplit. ~ Jim Wigler

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#19 Thu 6/9/05 12:28 pm

Terry
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Re: Vegan Haiku

single avocado
eat at desk again
Boards' glow my sunlight

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#20 Thu 6/9/05 1:08 pm

toddx
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Re: Vegan Haiku

vietnamese food
a left over from last night
the other, a thought


anyone less politically correct than you are is a crasshole, anyone more so is uptight ~ Bananahammock
I write poetry with the bottom of my boot. ~ Isa
Never trust someone with the last name Skullsplit. ~ Jim Wigler

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#21 Thu 6/9/05 1:14 pm

IsaChandra
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Eating cereal
I realize bowl is cracked
Soy milk flows down leg


"If I'm eating anything more than a dinner roll, it's a vegan wedding." ~ mumbles of course

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#22 Thu 6/9/05 1:35 pm

jzn
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Re: Vegan Haiku

incidentally,
I like that one with the ant
so damn much it hurts


"I felt like i was watching “Dirty Dancing” penguin-style. You know"

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#23 Thu 6/9/05 1:37 pm

jzn
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Re: Vegan Haiku

and if i might add,
Isa's one about the cow
tickled me pinkish


"I felt like i was watching “Dirty Dancing” penguin-style. You know"

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#24 Thu 6/9/05 1:43 pm

mumbles the thrax
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Got Indian lunch
Vegetarian combo
I think it's vegan


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#25 Thu 6/9/05 1:52 pm

toddx
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Re: Vegan Haiku

Vegan Indian
oddly enough this is me
also good to eat


anyone less politically correct than you are is a crasshole, anyone more so is uptight ~ Bananahammock
I write poetry with the bottom of my boot. ~ Isa
Never trust someone with the last name Skullsplit. ~ Jim Wigler

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