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#1 Mon 9/10/07 7:24 pm

AutumnVegan
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There was never a more delicious creation

Than vegan soft pretzelssss!!!

Soft Pretzels!!

Soooo good! Very excited about these.
Even eating only part of one, it feels like someone dropped a huge ball of dough in my stomach and salted my insides. But worth it.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1167/1356337951_0702f631e2.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1166/1357230112_eb25e039ce.jpg
With cheezy sauce
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1159/1357231062_0d6276152f.jpg

Bonus cookies!

Stack o' Oreos
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1139/1356326519_2f554e53f1.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1262/1356327361_c2297d0e3d.jpg

Powdered Cream Cookies, sans chocolate-dipped coating since I'm out of chocolate
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1011/1357213594_016a832aeb.jpg


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#2 Mon 9/10/07 7:31 pm

AsstroGirl
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Oh my... I want to live at your house.

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#3 Mon 9/10/07 7:32 pm

ViolinCyndee
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

OMG!!!

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#4 Mon 9/10/07 7:34 pm

AutumnVegan
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Oh and here's my recipe for the pretzels!

2 1/2 cups warm water
2 packages of yeast
2 teaspoons sugar
8 cups flour
2 teaspoons salt

In a large bowl, dissolve sugar in warm water. Add yeast and let sit for a couple minutes.
Stir in flour and salt, then knead for 10 minutes. In a warm place, let rest in bowl, covered with a towel, for about 50 minutes, or until doubled in size.

In a large pot boil:

6 cups water
2 tablespoons baking soda

Grab a hunk of dough and roll it into a long rope, then twist into a pretzel shape, then stretch out the holes of the pretzel so it retains its shape. Repeat with all of the dough.

Drop 2 at a time into the boiling water/baking soda mixture and boil until they float, about one minute. Transfer to greased cookie sheet, wiping up any water with a napkin. Salt liberally (preferably with coarse salt), then bake for about 13-15 minutes @ 475F degrees, or until deep golden brown. Enjoy on their own or dip in your favorite cheezy sauce!

Makes 6 gigantic pretzels or more if you make them less gigantic.


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#5 Mon 9/10/07 7:37 pm

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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Seriously.


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#6 Mon 9/10/07 7:38 pm

ElusiveFishTree
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Whenever I make pretzels they never look as scrumptious as yours.

Soft pretzels are probably my favoritest food in the world.


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#7 Mon 9/10/07 7:48 pm

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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Your pretzels look awesome.


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#8 Mon 9/10/07 8:25 pm

BeepsandHums
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Soft pretzels are forking amazing and yours look like the best.

But sweet jesus that is a lot of flour.


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#9 Mon 9/10/07 9:01 pm

alison
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Oh man. The oreos.

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#10 Mon 9/10/07 9:22 pm

ElusiveFishTree
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

BeepsandHums wrote:

Soft pretzels are forking amazing and yours look like the best.

But sweet jesus that is a lot of flour.

Siriusly! 8 cups for 6 big pretzels! Sooo worth it though. The perfect meal. :-)


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#11 Mon 9/10/07 9:49 pm

AutumnVegan
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

ElusiveFishTree wrote:

BeepsandHums wrote:

Soft pretzels are forking amazing and yours look like the best.

But sweet jesus that is a lot of flour.

Siriusly! 8 cups for 6 big pretzels! Sooo worth it though. The perfect meal. :-)

Mhmm! The 6 are siriusly huge forking giganticness! It'll make more if they're normal-sized.


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#12 Mon 9/10/07 9:52 pm

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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

dammit, those pretzels look awesome!

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#13 Mon 9/10/07 10:19 pm

catsgalore
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

autumnvegan, those look so good!  I'm so excited that you're are so successful in your creations and with the teen zine, really, kudos.

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#14 Mon 9/10/07 10:35 pm

Vegetation
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Oh, I think I died and went to food porn heaven. I have my mouth open for an oreo, do you reckon if you chucked it it'd make it in?


I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.....

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#15 Tue 9/11/07 12:12 am

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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

wow... that shot with the cheese sauce...

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#16 Tue 9/11/07 12:52 am

rachaelrayforever
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

ilu.


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#17 Tue 9/11/07 12:52 am

rachaelrayforever
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

even more before you voluntarily posted the recipe.wow.


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#18 Tue 9/11/07 1:15 am

CaramelDate
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Gut-busting, yeah, but worth it I'm sure.


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#19 Tue 9/11/07 1:57 am

Aras
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Pretzels have to be one of my favourite foods!
...Marry me?

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#20 Tue 9/11/07 2:11 am

chouettes crêpes
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

That's great!  You rock!  I've been wanting some soft pretzles....


Next time, I'll plant a solid plastic funnel in there, stuff my fluffy white in a sandwich bag and cream tang to the asscrack with fluffy white deliciousness. -seitanicverses
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#21 Tue 9/11/07 2:45 am

Mitsuko
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Oh yes! I love Pretzels!


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#22 Tue 9/11/07 4:17 am

melisser
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Shiiiiiiiiz! Those all look fabulous!

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#23 Tue 9/11/07 10:13 am

ak1drland
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

Um, WHAT?  I kind of am happy I cannot bake like this.  I would only eat pretzels.  And Oreos.


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#24 Tue 9/11/07 10:25 am

NoWhey
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

oooh lala!


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#25 Tue 9/11/07 11:16 am

joni
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Re: There was never a more delicious creation

those are HUGE! and delicious i'm sure.

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