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From: CSB, 2010, Oakland
To: CSB, 2000, Philadelphia
Throw his shiitake out on the curb. You totally can. He hasn't paid rent in two months and disrespects you and I think you know it. But wait until you tell him that you got off with someone during your 'break' and he didn't, cause that will make him sooo mad. And take some of his best records because otherwise he will take yours YOU KNOW HE WILL.
Also, watch out for that car!
PS: You made a great choice with your New Years' Resolution.
Last edited by ChaSiuBao! (Fri 6/11/10 11:13 pm)
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From: CSB, 2010
To: CSB, 1993
Reports of a permanent record are greatly exaggerated. You should just deck them in their forking crasshole mouths, it'll be great. Oh, and start listening to Dead Kennedys.
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From: Ill, 2010, Newtown
To: Ill, 2009, Newtown
Chain your bike up.
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From: Rutabaga 2010
To: Rutabaga 1998
If you insist on wearing such high heels at least be careful when you walk down stairs or you'll end up with a concussion. Really.
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To: vegancore, april 2009
From: vegancore, june 2010
Don't take the job. You think the one you have now sucks, but it doesn't. It's actually kind of fun. Trust me. Say no.
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To: vegancore, december 2008
From: vegancore, june 2009
That British guy you're going to meet on OKCupid? Just don't. Yeah, he's cute and there's the accent and everything, but after a couple of weeks you'll discover that he's secretly batshit crazy and has more baggage than an airport and he'll never give you back those books you loaned him, not even your very favorite one, and it will really peas you off for a long time. Plus he lives in New Jersey so you'll have to pay a $4 bridge toll every time you want to get laid. Not worth it. Steer the fork clear, girl.
Last edited by vegancore (Fri 6/11/10 11:38 pm)
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To: Musiczombie December 2004
From: Expiredsanity, June 2010
Don't go to Lake Louise. Drink a jug of bleach if you have to, but don't go.
Also, AFI will never go back to their old style. I know, but you will get over it.
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To: CSB, 2010
From: CSB, 2020
Sugar Beat Sweets made you into a millionaire! And then you gave it all to the animals! Oh and everyone is vegan now and the sun shines every day in San Francisco and you own your own home and have five dogs and perfect hair.
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To: IoC, 2010
From: IoC, 2020
The sun shines every day in San Francisco! Get out while you still can!
Last edited by Imitation of Chris (Fri 6/11/10 11:49 pm)
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To: coldandsleepy, 2000
From: coldandsleepy, 2010
You're going to get through it. Everything that you think is the center of your world right now... everything that is wrong... is all actually going to get better. Later in life, when depression hits you again (sorry, it WILL happen), you will be surprised, because you will have spent so long NOT being depressed.
The future is awesome, so hang in there. (No jetpacks though, sorry.)
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To: ExpiredSanity May 2010
From: ExpiredSanity June 2010
Don't visit any Human Centipede threads or watch any trailers. Just don't. Please.
Last edited by ExpiredSanity (Sat 6/12/10 12:00 am)
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To: vegancore, spring 2002
From: vegancore, june 2010
Go to the dentist. He's going to tell you that you don't need your wisdom teeth taken out - he is a forking liar. Get them out. Suck it up and get that root canal. I regret to inform you that you're not going to have health or dental insurance for long, long time, so get your shiitake taken care of while your parents are still footing the bill.
Last edited by vegancore (Sat 6/12/10 12:14 am)
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To: j-dub, Fall 2003
From: j-dub, June 2010
White eyeliner looks terrible. Just terrible. Stop wearing it. And stop wearing hoop earrings. For the love of God.
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*sends 20-year supply of Xanax to mom in 1980*
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To: Jordanpattern 1986
From: jordanpattern 2010
no, kiddo, people don't think you're a ghost because you wear all black and are pale. Also, you do not become a teenager when you turn eight years old. Finally, I know it seems unbelievable now, but one day, you're going to voluntarily tell people about those boobs you painted on the side of the house.
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To SonofSeitan 1983:
PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR MOM SELL OR THROW AWAY YOUR:
Vectrix
Stretch Armstrong
Intellivision & games
TRS-80 & games
Oui and Playboy magazines
TV Guides
Star Channel Program Guides
Slime (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slime_%28toy%29)
And take pictures of your toys and of the video game event you went to! Some of those games you played were VERY rare!!
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To Veglicious 2006: DTMFA
Love Veglicious 2010.
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To VeganPhoenix 1993:
Go out there and have some serious fun.
Believe me, the "punishment" is a joke, and it's totally worth it!!
Don't be scared.
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To indigo 1995: Jettison that loser. And whatever you do, don't marry him! Oh - and the boys are just fine.
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to esme 2007
from esme 2010
move to providence.
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to esme 2002
from esme 2010
grad school is expensive and will be a waste of your time. suck it up and get a real job.
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to esme 1998
from esme 2010
please don't sign up for that credit card.
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To: Nummers 1993
From: Nummers 2010
You deserve better, and you know it, but marry him anyway, just for a bit, because you're going to have the most awesome daughter and it will all be worth it. Then get an awesome divorce! Also, stop being so scared of antidepressants. They will change your life.
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From: Ill, 2010, Newtown
To: Ill, 2005, Campbelltown
If your instinct tells you those two guys are following you and you're about to get mugged, don't just wait to get mugged. Tell that guy walking home with his bike or call the cops right away. Getting punched in the face is unpleasant.
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To: loveonamixtape Stanford CA 2003
From: loveonamixtape Atlanta GA 2010
Don't get that credit card. Credit cards really aren't free money. And I'd really appreciate it if you didn't make things harder for me.
Thanks!
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